IV. Sarabande

Part the first
FIGURING OUT EXACTLY WHAT THE RATE BOARD AT THE LOCAL WHOREHOUSE MEANS

“What do I get for a few dollars more?
A pretty face? A better arse?”
“Oh, you misunderstand, Monsieur
A touch of class, a touch of class.”

Part the second
THE BEST DAMN HAIR-HYGIENE SOLUTION THAT COULD EVER OCCUR TO MANKIND
or
THE OPTIMAL SHAMPOO

Such lovely, golden, smooth shampoo:
All hail Johnson’s Baby Goo.

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